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Funny christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. How the grinch stole christmas. And when santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight hes gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse 8 rudolph the red nosed reindeer 1964.

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